A flagpole and corned beef means I get a new car.
-Mom
If you can't afford 2 dollars somethings wrong.
-Mom
You call me so I can bug mom
-Dad
I don't want Corned beef anything!
-Mom
A 3?!?! Psshh (While playing scum)
-Grandma
I take Kansas every year and I get burned
-Ryan via text message
Mom: I got a big car so we could get a boat!
Dad: We have a boat
Mom: A canoe is not a boat!
Dad: It floats..........
I have something to say! I waved my arms and still I can't get your attention.
-Mom
Like I said I love my family. :)
1 comment:
Hahaha those one liners are all really funny and I love the one with mom saying that she needs a new car and we don't have a boat....hahahaha
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