Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Mrs. Haun and Ms. Weiss would be proud

Here is a little nostalgia for you, if you sang songs like I did in Elementary school...

It’s c-c-c-c cold outside!
I’m f-f-f-f freezing!

Brrrr!  My nose is getting runny!
Sniff!  Sniff!
I hope I don’t start sneezing!
Ah-choo!
My t-t-t-t tootsies are F-R-O-Z-E-N!
That’s frozen!

If I counted I’m not sure that I would still have ten!
I want a hot cup of cocoa with a marshmallow or two!
I want a hot cup of liquid love, only the choc’late kind will do! 
I want a hot cup of cocoa to warm me up from head to toe!

Make it in a mug!
Pour it in a cup;
Serve it on a saucer and warm me up, with a h-h-h-h hot!
c-c-c-c cup, of c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-co-co-coa!

It’s n-n-n-n nippy!
It’s n-n-n-n nippy!
The wind is really blowing!
The wind is really blowing!

I wonder if it ever
            I wonder if it ever
Will stop s-s-s snowing!
            Will stop s-s-s snowing!

There’s o-o-only one thing
That will warm my frozen feet

A nice and hot, like-a-lot, steamy cup of “choc-o-lot” will turn up my heat!

I want a hot cup of cocoa with a marshmallow or two!
I want a hot cup of liquid love, only the choc’late kind will do!
I want a hot cup of cocoa to warm me up from head to toe!
Make it in a mug!
Pour it in a cup;
Serve it on a saucer and warm me up, with a h-h-h-h-hot, c-c-c-c-cup!
Chase away the chill of winter;
Warm me up with a h-h-h-h-hot, c-c-c-c-cup of
c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-co-coa!

So glad that I heard some elementary kids sing this song before Christmas this year.  Now I am definitely ready and excited for Christmas.  I don't know why people like Josh Groban don't sing this song and put it on their Christmas CD's.  They should.  Maybe I should call in a personal favor to Mack Wilberg.  I wonder if the Mo Tab would do it...it would be awesome.

For P:  Song of the Day:  It's C C C Cold outside.  

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Lessons #2 and #3

I had two more lessons I wanted to tell everyone about, that I learned while at Wheeler Farm. Yes I know, just because it was that awesome.  It has been a long time coming, I have just been swamped with school, work, and life.  So here are the lessons, readers digest version.

1) Milking cows and 2) Driving tractors are totally underrated!  When was the last time you heard someone raving about either one of those two things?  Honestly take one minute and think about the last time you heard someone say MILKING A COW IS THE GREATEST THING EVER!  Go ahead think about it...............

That is what I thought.  So let me be the first.  While I wouldn't say it with so much enthusiasm, and I don't know if I would use those exact words "greatest thing ever", I will say that more people should be talking about how fun milking cows and driving tractors really are.  Honestly, i'm being serious.  If you ever get the chance to do either one, do it.  Don't ask questions, and don't think about it for too long before the farmer changes their mind.  Just say "yes I would love to do either one of those things."  It will put a smile on your face.  Honestly, i'm just sayin'. 


Sunday, October 21, 2012

Lesson 1 from the Farm

I don't consider myself to be a pumpkin connoisseur, however I do think that I know a thing or two about pumpkins.  I would also say that I have only recently learned that thing, or maybe two things if I am lucky, while working at Wheeler Farm in the pumpkin patch.

Yes that is right.  For anyone out there who didn't know I work at Wheeler Farm, I do.  I have worked there for about 4 weeks and have about a week too go.  Every year since I returned home from my mission I have applied to work over at Wheeler, and every year they have called me in early September to see if I could work.  I have never been able to up to this point because of previous conflicts.  I was just to busy at those times with school, work, friends and the like.  This year I was not going to let that happen again.  I called them, and I got in.

I talked to Macy and she said I could go work at the farm.  She also said that if I was going to work there she would be coming, otherwise she would not be seeing me for the entire month of October.  I am sure grateful she came and did it with me.  It makes the stories and the fun so much more enjoyable.  Also I think she was a little right in saying that she would never have seen me.  It wouldn't be never, but we would see each other just for a little bit every day.

So for this month, and this month only Wheeler Farm does Pumpkin days, where families mostly with little kids, come and go through a hay maze, go on a wagon ride, and finally pick a pumpkin out of the patch.  So here we are back at Pumpkins.

Yesterday I was on the pumpkin patch with Macy, again, where we continued to make our observations about the best pumpkins.  As we are wandering around the patch we will hear Parents talking to their Kids about which pumpkin to pick.  That one is to short, that one is too heavy and you can't carry it, that one has green on it, etc.  The one thing I have learned is that everyone judges their pumpkins entirely differently.  If you are a little boy between the ages of 8-15 all that matters is that you get the biggest one in the family.  If you are a little girl between the ages of 3-10, you want the one that is closest to you that is as close to perfectly round as a pumpkin can get.  And if you are just a little girl or boy below the age of 3 or 4 you just want the first one you can get your hands on that your parents will let you take.  If you are a Mom you are most worried with just getting the pumpkins to the car, and that you don't have to carry them all. 

In all of this opinion there are a few over riding principles that I thought I would let everyone in on, so you do not show up to your Halloween party this year with a pumpkin that is not socially desirable saving you and everyone else at the party a lot of embarrassment.

1- If the pumpkin is green it is not healthy
Here is a little trick, pumpkins that are green are in fact healthy.  You will probably actually be able to keep it longer as a green pumpkin is still ripening!  Pumpkins grow green and turn orange as they ripen.  So keep that in mind, if you are buying your pumpkin for a party in two weeks, you can probably be safe to buy a green one, and just set it in the sun.  When you show up your pumpkin will be fresh.

2-Size is of utmost importance
For Boys- There is something about a big pumpkin that says you are a real man.  Maybe its the fact that you had to carry it to the car proving the size of your muscles, i'm not to sure on this one, but just take my word for it
For Girls- Less pressure here.  Small pumpkins are cute and I have not heard one girl being ridiculed for the size of their pumpkin. 

3- No stem, No go
If the pumpkin has no stem is is undesirable.  If you show up to your party with a pumpkin with no stem, that means you didn't get a very good pumpkin despite the other characteristics of the pumpkin.  The only stipulation is for boys and the size of the pumpkin.  (Refer to 2)  Boys if it's a monster pumpkin with no stem, just make sure the people at your party know that was the biggest one in the patch. 

4- Round pumpkins are picked more
If your pumpkin has a flat side make sure you know what to do with that side.  Either carve on it, or be planning to face it away.  Flat sides at times are undesirable.

And here is a picture just in case you already have small pumpkins with no stems.  Do this, and say you planned it all along.  People will not know what to do with your creativity.

Happy Pumpkin Days!

Sunday, September 23, 2012

What type of Offense does Spike run? Power "I"!

Spike: Look, you berzerko Barbie doll, when you mess with Spike, you mess with death.
Becky O'Shea: You can talk the talk but can you walk the walk?
Spike: Try me!
Becky O'Shea: I will!
Spike: Let's go!
Becky O'Shea: Right now!
Jake Berman: SOMEBODY CALL 911!

--Little Giants
If I were to run an offense it would be the power I.  That is what I have finally concluded after so much thought and debate in my own head over the subject.  If there was ever an offense to run it is the power eye.  That is the offense I will run if ever a coach.  It's easy to teach, with lot's of variability.  You can run the same play out of about 5 formations, pass to set up the run, run to set up the pass, keep your opponent on their heels, and win games.

When I was in little league this is the offense we ran.  It was a good offense and someday if I ever get the chance it will be the offense I run.  


Monday, July 23, 2012

Triathlons and a Graduation

Today I wanted to just write about 2 things that have happened this summer that are of big importance in the Sponbeck household.  Firstly I needed to take the time to recognize a commencment into a new stage of life.

Macy is graduating hair school!  I know, I know, I can just hear Macy telling me "Josh it is not a big deal!"  But you know what, it is a big deal.  My sister Collie went to hair school so you would think I had some idea about how tough it actually is, however I must have forgotten how long and grueling hair school actually is because I am once again deeply impressed by these girls ability to finish through and finish strong.  There are a few requirements you have to fulfill in order to graduate from hair school and they are as follows

1)  a)-- Finish 2,000 hours in the school cutting hair and learning to cut hair!  First of all that is a lot of time.  30 hours a week for 78 weeks to be precise.  It has taken Mace a long time but she is doing it and she is doing awesome.  (Who would have though there would be that much to learn about hair too, but there is.  Just ask, there is a lot to know)

5d)-- Have good enough grades to be eligible to graduate.  I think Macy is a straight A student!

b)-- Pass your two state boards which are very strict and tough to pass.  When I was reviewing the book that Macy got to study with I was suprised at how much general chemistry she was expected to know.  Things that I learn in Gem Chem 2 she could tell me and it was fun because I had no idea she knew so much about pH, and compounds.

c)-- Complete a service project for a charity of your choice.  Yes that is right, a service project outside of class time.  I know right?  Who would have thought.


I can't think of the other ones right now, but i'm sure there is one or two things I am forgetting.  But anyway just wanted to send a shout out to Mace because she is doing awesome and i'm proud of her.

 Oh and P, just so you know once she is graduated she can still cut hair.  Except better because now you can have a real friend and family discount.  Just sayin'...


 Next up, next up.  Now I wish I could say that I had put in all my work to be able to be graduating but I haven't.  But I can say that I now have, and will have another check mark on my Life's to do list.

I ran a triathlon.  Now I say I do have but will have the check because I only have it halfway completed.  On June 2, 2012 I completed the Salem Springs triathlon.  It was so much fun and I really did enjoy it.  (Weird I know)  I competed in the Tri, with my sister Collie who swam, biked, and ran with a broken arm.  She is awesome.  But we did great and I am so happy.  Now for the rest of the check mark, in approximately 4 days, I will be in Burley Idaho to finish a full olympic triathlon.  Which is about a mile swim, 30 K bike, and 10 K run.  It has been a long time coming and I have been training for it since January.  It is actually quite time consuming, and I will be happy to have done it.  I really like to compete and it's fun to be out there pushing myself in new ways that I have always wanted to try.

It will also be fun because the whole family is going to be up there supporting us in Burley.  So who knows what Idaho will through at me, but bring it on SPUDMAN!

So I guess all around we could call this a commencement.  On to bigger and brighter things.  Hoorah.

Monday, July 2, 2012

Elevator Equality for All

I work on the 5th floor of my building.  Technically it is really the 6th floor, because there is a floor A, then it starts with the actual floors 1, 2, 3, 4, and finally 5.  I take the B elevators to the fifth floor most days.  I say most because some days I take the stairs because I remember a comment made to me one time by a friends Dad that elevators were just a waste of energy.  But on days that I can't seem to muster up the energy to walk those flights of stairs I take the elevator and boy am I grateful for it. 

On the elevator there is a certain heirarchy of importance.  You see as you step on the elevator at work you never want to be the one to be riding the shortest distance.  I can always take a certain pride in punching the 5 button because that means I am more entitled to the elevator than the person riding to the 3rd floor.  Those 4th floor kids, they have a lot pride when they step in and hit the 4 because they know just how difficult it is for them to be beat, unfortanately for them it can be done and I do it often. 

Today's post though goes out to the one floor rider.  One measley floor.  Come on we have all done it.  You just can't bring yourself to the stairs that day because you are too tired.  So you just think i'll just hop on the elevator.  I know i've been there.  And i'll definitely be there again.  Probably this week for that matter, maybe. 

The other day there was a guy who got on the elevator holding a lot of stuff.  I was headed down from the fifth floor when the elevator stopped on the third floor, the man stepped in, and punched the two button.  Just to settle the matter he turned to me and said "usually i'm not this lazy, but it's hard to carry all this stuff down the stairs."  I laughed about it, and said don't worry it's not like I make terrible judgmental comment about every person who hops on the elevator just to go one floor.  He turns to me and says I sure do.  Why can't you just take the stairs buddy?  You have interrupted my whole elevator riding experience just so you can go up or down one floor.  With that the elevator opened and he stepped off.  I was still laughing as the elevator door closed.

So today is for elevator awareness, to everyone.  Because there will always be a time that we are all one floor riders.  


Wednesday, April 4, 2012

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